Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
To write, in two weeks, sixty-five pages, divided as follows:
- Ten-page conference paper (speech)
- Ten-page creative work
- Fifteen-page philosophical explication
- Twenty-page sociology/anthropology analysis
- Ten-page textual analysis
During this time, you will also be expected to continue attending classes (19 hours weekly) and teaching (10 hours weekly).
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