MS-3 · OB

Overheard in clinic

PATIENT
Are doctors and nurses not allowed to wear makeup?

BLEARY-EYED RESIDENT
Huh?

PATIENT
All you gynecologists are women, but I never see anyone wearing makeup.

RESIDENT
I had to be at work at 4 this morning. If I had to wake up earlier to put on makeup, I’d kill myself.

PATIENT
Oh, honey! Here’s a dollar. Buy yourself a coffee.

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